Sam I Am

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Let me tell you about a payday loan employee who wears a name tag identifying himself as “Sam I Am.” This guy works slower than the slowest mammal on the face of the Earth and I’m not even kidding. To say he worked at a snail’s pace would be an insult to the snail!

Whenever I visit the store the result is always the same. I walk upon a rather large, lazy, close to a middle-aged man who sits on his “throne” behind a bulletproof enclosure acting as if he is personally doing “ME” a favor. He literally reminds me of the “Soup Nazi” from the Seinfeld series.

Yeah, I get that I am there looking for financial assistance but the last thing I need is to feel as if I am some sort of degenerate looking for a handout. This guy is oblivious to the long line behind me and just continues on at a snail’s pace as if the people in line have all damn day to wait on him.

This guy is the equivalent of the village idiot. He has no clue whatsoever. I know he’s lazy because there are other employees there that process transactions three times as fast as he does. He is a liability to the company.

People feel bad enough having to actually go there every payday and the last thing a person needs is to walk into this place and be treated as less than a human being. No smile. No hello. No have a nice day. Not a damn thing but negativity from this guy.

If you should ever have the pleasure of dealing with Mr. “Sam I Am” or anyone like him, I encourage you to end business with that company as soon as humanly possible. You deserve to be treated so much better.

Oh, and to “Sam I Am” if you hate your job so damn much then do us all a favor and just quit so that we don’t have to deal with your slow-moving, bad attitude, lazy ass bullshit. Some of us have places to go and people to see.

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